WARNING: This post is full of nonsense, please do not, i repeat, do not waste your time reading all this. Thank you for your kind attention.

www.bored.com

Ways to annoy people in school
-organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
-organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
-organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
-write fake love notes and slip them into people's lockers
-Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos.
-Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography.
-End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
-Get a large piece of paper or canvas. Smear paint all over it and hand it in as your paper. Explain that the topic was such an emotional one for you, and that mere words couldn't possibly express what you had to say.
-If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?
-Put nonsense words down as quotes. Say that you are quoting the words of a well-known Zen master who was speaking in tongues at the time.
-TTyyppee eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee..

full of nonsense. dont try this in school.
bored.bored.bored.