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I am strawberry and my husband is blueberry. He's my fourth husband because the previous ones' were made into yogurt. My house is the tree and my food is cow dung. I heard I am going to be made into yogurt too so maybe I'll meet my husbands in someone's stomach soon.

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REMINISCENCE
flashbacks.
  • April 2007
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    • CREDITS
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    Tuesday, October 28, 2008
    Title :
    Time : 6:22:00 PM

    Some retarded jokes about kids, showing how smart they can be.
    Unlike adults. Ha!
    (:
    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find     North America .
    MARIA:     Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered     America ?
    CLASS:     Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN:     You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN:     Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN:     Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with '     I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE:     All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's     cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON:     No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher