Read and understand the instructions below before attempting this quiz.If you scored more than 30, I strongly recommend some counselling! If you scored more than 20, you’re paranoid. If you scored more than 10, you’re normal. If you scored less than 10, you’re fearless. If you scored 0, you’re full of crap. After you’re done, check if you are absolutely normal or need counselling.

I fear…

[ ] The dark (sometimes depending on the situation)
[x] Staying alone forever
[ ] Being a parent (depends on the character of your child)
[ ] Giving birth
[ ] Being myself in front of others
[ ] Open spaces
[ ] Heights
[x] Black cats
[ ] Big hairy arses
Total so far: 2

[ ] Birds
[ ] Fish
[ ] Spiders
[ ] Flowers or other plants
[ ] Being touched
[ ] Fire
[x] Deep water
[x] Lakes
[ ] Silk
[x] The ocean
Total so far: 5

[x] Failure
[ ] Success
[ ] Thunder/Lightning
[ ] Frogs/Toads
[ ] My boyfriend’s/girlfriend’s dad
[ ] My boyfriend’s/girlfriend’s mum
[ ] Mice/Rats
[ ] Jumping from high places
[ ] Snow
[ ] Rain
Total so far: 6
[ ] Wind
[ ] Crossing hanging bridges
[x] Death (who doesn't?)
[ ] Heaven
[ ] Being robbed
[ ] Falling (depends on what kind of fall)
[ ] Clowns
[ ] Large crowds of people
[ ] Guys
[ ] Women
Total so far: 7

[ ] Having great responsibilities
[ ] Doctors, including dentists
[x] Tornadoes
[x] Hurricanes
[x] Incurable diseases
[ ] Venomous snakes
[ ] Sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] Ghosts
[x] Poverty
Total so far: 11

[ ] Halloween
[ ] School
[ ] Trains
[ ] Odd numbers
[ ] Even numbers
[ ] Being alone
[x] Becoming blind
[x] Becoming deaf
[ ] Growing up (sometimes the future could be scary)
[ ] Monsters under your bed
Total so far: 13

[x] Creepy noises in the night
[ ] Bee stings (if it kills me)
[x] Not accomplishing my goals/dreams
[ ] Needles (depending on the size of the needle)
[ ] Penis (?!)
Total: 15

weeeee!!! i'm normal! (: